(via emmstephh)
If you had a trillion dollars, you could literally buy every single NFL, NBA, and MLS team, Ford, NASA, AND 100,000 Teslas and still have money left over… But you couldn’t buy Apple.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Nothing hits you like a dog not liking you.
making it a goal of mine to find a girl who will scratch my back willingly, unprompted, and especially after I eat a lot of pasta
Wait those girls are out there?
@slimshanny hi
@wolkzz *Sadie voice* you’re welcome
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